9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 14, 2004
Transcript:
"Mom and Gran act as if this dress is too short. What do you think?" "You stand there holding a frock that would overwhelm any normal male and leave him eternally besotted with your lissome beauty...and you ask if it's excessive?" "As I recall, YOU are male." "Oh...right. Come to think of it, the dress is just perfect."