9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 23, 2004
Transcript:
"It must be a source of satisfaction to know how much you're curbing illegal hunting around here." "What do you mean?" "I was just speculating as to how many telescopic sights are being employed at this moment to look at you instead of game." "The next time you want to read my copy of 'Martin Chuzzlewit,' just ask."