9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 03, 2004
Transcript:
"In my experience, the most awkward moment is at the end of a date, when a boy wants to steal a kiss." "A kiss?! Hah! Petty theft!" "You know that look?...When you blab something too revealing about your dating life, and you find yourself staring into Gran's steely gaze?" "You mean, f'rinstance, like this?"