9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 21, 2004

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"Are you mentally undressing me?!" "Well, to be honest..." "I mentally replaced your little sundress with a long, black Dior gown mentally accessorized with an antique diamond choker..." "Then I mentally swept your hair back with mental mousse, forming flamenco curls to frame your face, and I mentally placed one delicate rose just by your right ear..." "...Added a touch of mental mascara and a little blush to highlight your cheeks..." "Excuse me while I mentally stick a sock in your mouth."