9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 25, 2004

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"You call that a bracelet? People of my generation wore bracelets made of precious metals. This is just an overpriced plastic piece of crud." "You've got it all wrong, Gran...this is a unique, artisan-handcrafted, designer-name, overpriced, plastic piece of crud." "For people of my generation, precious metals would be nice, but verbiage will have to do."