9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 30, 2004
Transcript:
"Excuse us, Sir, But are you the individual who reported multiple alien abductions to the federal goverment?" "Yes, I am." "And are you, by any chance, politically extreme, religiously frenzied, girdled with explosives and dangerously insane?" "I like to think so." "And are those...um...Tollhouse cookies we smell?"