9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 03, 2004

Transcript:

"Aboard the Mother Ship, alien experimentation on abductees was fairly straightforward at first...counting teeth, inspecting suspicious moles..." "But I escalated my probes until the subjects were strapped into overstuffed faux leather recliners and made to read anniversary card humor." "Sometimes the screaming was unbearable."