9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 11, 2004

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"I should let you know, my dear cat, that as an emissary of an alien race, I am capable of communicating with all species on your world." "Ergo, I see in you just as much a representative of your planet and its interests as any human being or whale or caterpillar or mole." "Curiously, she said she saw in me one of the most compelling arguments she'd ever encountered in favor of neutering." "Precisely what the whale, the caterpillar, and the mole said."