9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2004
Transcript:
"Yes, you are weird, but are you yet prepared to surrender yourself to that which lies within, to become one with it and ascend to an entirely new level of weirdality?" "Weirdality, oh master?" "Had you been prepared, grasshopper, you never would have asked that question." "Dang!"