9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 30, 2004
Transcript:
"Why the Sexes are Opposite, No. 1: it's not that men can kill an intimate moment with surgically precise stupid comments..." "Hey...have you ever thought about getting one of those nose hair trimmers?" "...It's that they never understand your reaction, and spend the next hour begging you to repeat the observation." "Please, just tell me what I said."