9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 03, 2004
Transcript:
"Who are you and what did you do with Amos?" "I got a haircut and rented the tails. This is an important night for you...a solo performance." "How could I show up to play piano for you looking like a doofus?" "Yet, despite all that, you have makeup on your lapel." "Where?" "Here."