9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 28, 2004

Transcript:

"New England Dairy Man Ayuh Finals." "Right...now stay calm." "Remember the fundamental affirmative through which must ring a subtle overtone of indifference mixed with the faintest whisper - the merest soupcon - of dubiousness." "Envision it...imagine the sound...couch it on your tongue before you speak...prepare your diaphragm, inhale, support, pause and..." "Ayuh." "9.9, 9.8, 9.9, 10.0"