9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 02, 2005
Transcript:
"Did someone knock?" "A couple of rebirth peddlers with a Bible." "Ah... Excellent." "Before we get down to this, which of you wants to prune my umbilical cord?" "I try to meet this rebirth idea halfway... But they always end up trampling each other in the driveway." "No one can say you don't take rejection well." "One becomes philosophical."