9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 10, 2005

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"As men who chronically squander university funds on a salary for one football coach, you tend to treat the need for parity between men and women on the academic faculty as paltry." "I often think the only way to get your attention is to quit employing the term "professoriate of women faculty members" and substitute the word "harem"." "I don't know what you said, Dr, Burber, but you recieved a unanimous edorsement from the board. What's yout next step?" "I resign."