9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Today, a mystery will be solved." "As long as my mother has known you, she has never called you anything but "Thorax". Is that your family name?" "Actually, Thorax is my middle name." "Really? What are your first and last?" "Not wishing to overinduldge, my parents gave me neither." "However, around the precincts of the milking shed, I am known informally as "Il Papa"." "Oh, natch."