9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 23, 2005
Transcript:
"I've been waiting for you for 15 minutes!... What have you been doing?" "Purchasing a doomsday device to cleanse this star system, this galaxy, yea, the entire universe of all-out alien domination and certain slavery." "A ball peen hammer?" "Makes you tremble just to say the words, doesn't it?"