9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 05, 2005
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"You slavering, microcephalic dolts! Stampeding grunting tapirs!" "On an islan of 1.5 million, it would be hard for people not to tromp over Edda's footprints in the snow." "See, they're gone already." "Is the plural of lummox "lummices"?" "I'm sure no one would mind of you coined it."