9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 01, 2005

Transcript:

"It's funny... Burkhardt's about to play a recital. I'd be all distracted... Yet when he saw me backstage he caome over and gave me a really huge, romanntic kiss." "Um, yeah... I was going to mention your lipstick is smeared all the way around to your ear." "Do you have something I can clean it with?" "As it happens, I didn't bring a beach towel..." "Maybe Burnhardt's in love with me." "A four inch swath composed exclusively of saliva and Maybelline? If that doesn't spell love, I don't know what does."