9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 15, 2005

Transcript:

"I'm sorry if you were startled when I kissed you." "Nope. I've been kissed that way a lot of times." "Oh, really?" "Anyone ever kiss you like that?" "No... To begin with..." "...My pen and pencil set and Ludwig Van Beethoven Pez dispenser were never swallowed up in someons's decolletage before"