9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 21, 2005
Transcript:
"She just seems... well... Listless, sort of sad. I'm at an impasse, I don't know what to do." "Let me talk to her.." "Talk to her?" "Sometimes, she needs a good dose of tough love." "It's amazing how long it takes to make me feel stupid." "Time to quit sulking, sweety. You knew I was going to retire sometime...And you can't expect everyone to be able to trade epigrams with you in esperanto."