9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 23, 2005

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"I never get a moment's rest... I'm always falling in love with someone new." "I'm always languishing in love with the same person." "Yeah, well drop a nat and I'll hustle into love." "Blindofld me and stand me in front of a firing squad, and my last words will speak only of my enduring ardor." "Cast a glance in my direction and I'm enslaved." "Tie bricks to me and throw me in the ocean... My final bubbling breath will be one of utter, pining, miserable monogamy." "Okay, you win. I pay for the pizza."