9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 12, 2005
Transcript:
"We haven't met...my name is..." "Burkhardt Kriegl. I heard your recital. Janice is waiting for you by the fountainBut the you would know that or you wouldn't be skulking here out of sight." "Skulking? What does skulking mean?" "It means doing to Janice what my father did to my mother and me. I suspect that you're a slime, Mr. Kriegl, and I have no desire to hang around and test my hypothesis." "Janice, look who lost his way!"