9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 29, 2005
Transcript:
"This is the seventh time he's stood me up. I"ll bet he's with that geeky twerp from Juilliard." "Well, I'm not leaving till he comes home! I mean, if you don't mind." "Of course not, but I'm sure there's a sound reason." "A perfectly sound reason he's neglected to share." "Could we watch "An Affair to Remember" while I wait?"