9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 03, 2005

Transcript:

"Well, bless my stars and garters, if it isn't the queen of the night." "Mark, have you been following us?" "It wasn't hard. You look like Ozzie and Harriet." "I was just going to the tango salon with Edda. " "Oh, so the closest straight doesn't want to be seen with the village idiot." "I hear a projectile hissy fit coming...why don't you go ahead and get a table. I'll be right in."