9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 19, 2005
Transcript:
"Why don't you take your jacket off? Your armpits are sweating all the way down your sleeves." "That's the first time I've heard anyone make the word "armpits" sound exciting." "When you feel the way I do, everything sounds exciting." "Say something else." ""Trash compactor."" "Wow."