9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 22, 2005

Transcript:

"Name all the things you can do with a toe shoe." "Well, let's see...put out a cigarette?" "That's good." "Affix a postage stamp?" "Yeah." "Ringa doorbell?" "Yeah." "Summon an elevator?" "M-hm..." "Kill a fleeing cockroach?" "Yeah." "Have a really stupid conversation?" "Oh, yeah."