9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 26, 2005
Transcript:
"Edda?...What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Come on, what happened?" "Those three high school jocks we passed...they yelled something at you." "What?" "I don't want to say." "What?...Tell me." "...It...it rhymed with maggot." "Oh, that...ignore them." "How can you ignore them? They're so ugly and cruel." "But look at them...three guys spending all day in each other's company...while I'm the one walking down Broadway with the gorgeous blonde." "They're looking...I'm going to hug your arm." "Now who's cruel?"