9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 06, 2005

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"So, did you tell Burkhardt you love him?" "Yes." "And what did he say?" "You mean, every time?" "Um...how often do you tell him you love him?" "Let me see, in an average hour?..." "Something about that calculator just screams out, 'Less is more.'" "...divide by twelve..."