9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 08, 2005

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"What can I say to Janice?...That her boyfriend is a rutting satyr whose voice evokes the sensation of hosts of unwelcome fingers all over my body?" "Ah! Edda, my dear, what a coincidence!" "You can go on home. He won't follow you." "You don't really believe that, do you?" "Without question...I'm standing on his toes."