9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 12, 2005

Transcript:

"Mark and I talked to Burkhardt until we were sure we'd taken his measure." "What did you decide?" "Houndstooth and tattersall...I nearly had Grand Mal just looking at him." "Oh, and don't even get me started about that nose hair." "Um...yes, but what did you conclude as to his character?" "Hello-O-o! Haven't you been listening?"