9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Get this idea straight...I will under no circumstances endure your company...ever! And nothing you can say will budge my resolve!" "I have a recital coming up, but my pianist can't make it. Would you play for me?" "YOU...VILE...SCUM!" "That sounds like a 'maybe'."