9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Now, before you go, I want to remind you, the last time you likened Seth's portrayal of Romeo to Myrna Loy, he was off his form for days, so be kind, show some care..." "...And keep in mind that I can wage a thumb war with your windpipe that will turn you a lovely, robin's egg blue." "Don't mind her. She tries to cover up her sensitivity with murderousness." "And she's so good at it."