9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 09, 2005

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"How do you feel? Sexy?" "Let me check." "Gran, I'm trying on a gown...Strapless, deep decollet?, clinging to every square inch for dear life." "What in heaven's name can you be thinking of, young lady?! ...Strutting around in public like that, showing off without a single shred of decency?" "O-O-O-H YEAAAAH! SEXYYY!"