9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 11, 2005

Transcript:

"When you're a big name in combines, you don't just tell people your son is a ballet dancer in New York." "Why not?" "They pause...Then they look at you...like you're radioactive or something." "Well, maybe that's why he doesn't want to come home...if people look at you just because..." "Hello! ...You must be Seth's parents. I've been expecting you." "..." "...Andrew, I could just swear that's a girl."