9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 15, 2005

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"Look, Miriam, Edda's just Seth's flatmate and friend. She's a nice young woman who happens to share rent with our son...That's all." "She's a morally bankrupt bimbo...A wanton who has lured my son into an affair of steamy debauchery." "Seth would never behave that way." "He would if you just gave him the chance."