9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 01, 2005

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"Why did you want to leave? Did I do something?" "I thought you wanted me to leave...You never asked me to stay." "Aw, sweetie..." "I can't but notice you've resolved a difference...As the cook was saying just now, probably over at trifle, a glitch between young lovers...Proof that life is never as complicated as we make it." "Actually, I'm gay and she's in love with someone else." "Otto! You lose the bet!"