9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 13, 2005

Transcript:

"The point is, I'm not your 'sweetie' or 'darling'. I'm your accompanist. Quit looking at me as a female conquest. I'm just another musician." "Stop seeing you as a girl?!" "Just another musician." "Another musician whom you do not mentally undress." "You might as well compel me not to breathe!" "The thought did occur."