9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 01, 2005

Transcript:

"There's a note on the door from Mark. It says, 'I found a little bird with a broken wing on your doorstep. She answers to the name of Janice, and was just dumped by her boyfriend. I'm taking her for pastry therapy and a good cry. Don't wait up.'" "Edda...Put down the grocery bag before you..." "BURKHARDT!" "...pulverize the nacho chips."