9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 18, 2005
Transcript:
"I'm sorry I haven't been in touch. I've just been busy." "Yeah. I caught Nelson and Jeannette on your answering machine." "So, are you planning to tell me why you called me away from work, or are we just going to retrace Magellan's voyage?" "Have you no decorum?! You let her record a message with you onto your answering machine! That's sacrosanct, Mark! You might as well shove a ring on her finger and start choosing a China pattern together!" "I'd never let her choose a China pattern. Can you imagine eating a poached egg off of Elvis' face?" "You're getting away from my point, as usual."