9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 07, 2005

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"I am given to understand that you believe you're from another planet, to which you return via a quantum anomaly?" "Yes." "Would you have papers to support that assertion...A birth certificate perhaps?" "We do not keep papers on my planet." "Ah." "Upon request, of course, I can provide you with an extensive fossil record."