9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 29, 2005

Transcript:

"I don't know why, but I expected to find you undulating around in your skivvies, preening before a mirror, saying, 'Are my hips still steam-driven?...Is my gaze still sultry?' I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed." "In point of fact, I do have occasion to look in the mirror and congratulate myself on how sexy I am...Just as you must stand before a mirror con-..." "...Well, I confess, 'congratulating yourself' is just too implausible a phrase."