9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 05, 2005
Transcript:
"The thing about Amos that you don't comprehend is that you needn't force yourself on him. He already has an enormously high opinion of you." "He...he does?" "He speaks of you with fondness, admiration and awe. He thinks you're a wonderful musician and a beautiful woman. You have his unflagging respect and loyalty." "On the other hand, I find you trashy and common." "In other words, I'm the kind of company to which you're far more accustomed."