9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 09, 2005

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"Turn me 'around,' she said! Can you imagine?!" "Well, I..." "Isn't it plausible, with the right stimuli, a touch, a lingering moment of closeness?" "Well, I..." "Just because we spent some time together, I'm expected to split open and emerge as Ozzie Nelson!?" "Could I get a word in edgewise?" "As long as your answer doesn't include the words 'medieval torture,' 'snowball' or 'hell.'" "Okay. I guess I have nothing to say."