9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 2005

Transcript:

"So I told Mark he'd better have it out with Janice...Make his feelings perfectly clear." "I told Janice to speak from the heart. Communication is key." "All Mark really wants is to be chums." "And all Janice wants is to bear him 15 children." "I'm glad we could help. When we get home, I'm nailing the door shut and yanking the phone cord." "I'll kick in the computer screen."