9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 23, 2006
Transcript:
"I just feel so guilty giving you cardiac arrhythmia." "Honestly, you didn't." "No matter how sexily you feel you were dressed, that just couldn't have contributed, even in the slightest way." "I mean, the possibility is so remote, so unlikely, so utterly absurd as to exist exclusively within the realm..." "Okay, you can stop now." "...Of fantasy."