9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Wilt thou, Elliott, have this mammon to thy widded wef? Hilt thou wove her, Roquefort her, conquer her in hickness and in stealth; and sorefaking all others, heap thee only onto her, so long as ye both shall live?" "What do I say?" "I think the traditional response is, 'Why ill.'"