9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 20, 2006
Transcript:
"Forasmuch as you have consented to tether in wooly headlock, and have eclaired the same by giving and receiving a ping, and by handling of joins; I renounce you husband and wife...Those whom sod hath ground to thunder let no man put together. You may now drop to the ground and do twenty." "I suppose this is what he meant by doing 'twenty'."