9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 27, 2006
Transcript:
"So I told Seth he couldn't seriously intend to go out with me, wearing a tie like that. It looked like a paisley suicide pact." "But Seth wasn't listening, as usual, so I appealed to Edda to back me up." "What did she say?" "She agreed with Seth." "Excuse me, did you say the name 'Edda'?" "Or, as I call her, 'Paisley Hag.'"