9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 23, 2006

Transcript:

"God, the father, maker of heaven and earth, gets lonely!?" "Wouldn't you if no one ever listened to you?" "All he ever hears is...Give me nicer hips, bluer eyes, more money, kill her, maim him, smite this, plague that...He can't get a word in edgewise." "There's nothing Monty would like better than to sit down for a little banter over dinner. But instead he's treated like a waiter...He takes orders...listens to complaints about the food..." "But you listen." "You should hear his story about the time he met Katharine Hepburn."