9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Just tell me..." "...what you're..." "...thinking about..." "...at the moment." "Hm..." "Well, all the data are in." "I beg your pardon?" "This will crush Einstein's postulate of relativity, but the scientific world can no longer wallow in ignorance." "The distance thought travels in a second is infinitely greater than the distance light travels in a year...Only it tends to spiral, so it gets nowhere fast."